August 2011
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The teacher asks Timmy, "why is your cat at school...
krystinjai:
excuse-my-charisma:
Excuse me while I go die
WHYYYYYYYYYY
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I honestly can't deal with this 1+1 video and...
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“The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she...”
– Audrey Hepburn
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A Sense of Belonging
For my African Diaspora class we’re currently reading Barack Obama’s Dreams From My Father. It’s quite the read I must say. I purchased the book back in November of 2008 after Obama won the presidential election. I attempted to read the introduction and started on the first chapter, but I became extremely bored. After finally getting into it I must say that I wish I had ready...
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“If what you say causes controversy you’re making a difference.”
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I had to order like 50 million books and saved a butt load.
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First Day of School
So today was thee first day of my 4th year of college. Yay I guess. I’m ridiculously sleepy right now, but fighting the urge to take a nap because my sleep pattern is horrible right now. My body is use to going to bed at 4 or 5 in the morning due to working late nights at my summer job and waking up around 1 in the afternoon. My first class was at 10:10 today and it was a comparative...
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Watch
“I wanna be brown like Beyonce.”
This little girl is obsessed with Black people, Beyonce in particular. I find this to be ridiculously cute, but at the same time I scratch my head and wonder what her parents feel. I know I went through the phase of wanting to wake up and be White with long blonde hair and blue eyes when I went through pre-school and kindergarten. Actually a lot...
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Crazy, Stupid, Love.
So today I decided on my mini vacation that I’d go watch Crazy, Stupid, Love. The film stars Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling (swoon) Julianne Moore and Emma Stone to name a few.It’s about a man (Carell) whose wife up (Moore) and decides that she wants a divorce after sleeping with another man. The man soon encounters a ladies man (Gosling) at the bar who offers to help him get back up and...
The ghetto mother fucker you become when you're...
For the people who say I act ghetto when I’m upset *cough cough* @JayeStarkes
Have You Seen Regina?
*Takes Place At the Mecca of Georgia: Waffle House*
[Boyfriend and I sit down]
Waitress: How are ya-[looks at me] YOU ARE AS CUTE AS CAN BE]
Me: [Giggles] Aw thank you
Waitress: You remind me of a girl I knew when I lived in Germany when I was 14. Her name was Regina.
Me: Oh, okay.
Waitress: Yeah we were ALMOST best friends. I can't seem to find her on Facebook at all though.
Me: [Awkward laugh and boyfriend proceeds to kick me under table] Welllll yeah, can I get a water?
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How To Be A Man by Boris Kodjoe
I really need to follow his fine behind on Twitter, but here are some of his tweets on how to be a man.
- Embrace your imperfections
- Laugh at yourself. A woman likes a man who doesn’t take himself too serious.
- Fix or build something with your hands. It’ll show her that you are capable of taking care of a home.
- Know how to cook and clean. It’ll show her that you don’t need her but...
That awkward moment when a coworker ask you if...
It happened to me.
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“Dont remember how I met her but I know I won’t forget her. If loving her is...”
– Wale
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Somebody that loves me should buy this hair... →
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There's Something About The Word "Whipped"
Guy 1: I’m going to visit my girl today. I can’t wait to see her.
Guy 2: Man shut your ol’ WHIPPED a$$ up.
Guy 1: What? I haven’t seen her in TWO months man. She’s been doing missionary work in Nigeria, caught malaria and almost died.
Guy 2: Get your WHIPPED a$$ out of my face.
There’s something about the word “whipped” that I loathe...
