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So my friend @D_Blaze1 over at Tales of Smooth D (nice double entendre) decided to write a blog discussing why women get “psycho” in relationships.  In the beginning he discusses how someone says that men make women crazy and I’m here to say that someone was me.  Many of his points are valid, but these are EXACT reasons as to why men are truly the reason behind a woman turning into Brandi from A Thin Line Between Love and Hate.  I think I came very close to becoming one of these “psycho” women in my last relationship (thank God it didn’t happen) which is why I believe MEN are the catalyst behind this problem.

1. He’s personable and has female friends-Mr. Blaze says that as long as a woman is on her P’s and Q’s she shouldn’t have to worry about her man leaving her for the girl he claims is like his “sister.”  Well sir, I live in the South and incest is more than alive in some country hick towns.  Although your man won’t admit it, all males have that ONE female friend who would jump on his d*ck on him if given the opportunity.  I don’t care if they were born in the same hospital, in rooms next to each other, took baby baths together or lived next door to each other.  In the back of that b*tch’s mind she has questioned what IT would be like, even if it were for one night.  It doesn’t help when you go to her FIRST when you have problems in your life.  What’s the point of me being your girlfriend if you can’t tell me that your Mom found your porn collection under your bed recently?  This also ties into the lower self-esteem issues.  If we have to constantly hear about how wonderful La-a (pronounced La DASH A) Plus we as females see something different from ya’ll when we catch her looking at you.  It’s a look that screams, “I want his d*ck.”  

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• You go out of your way to be around them.
• You take a day off of work when they’re in town.
• You manage to stay on the phone until 3 in the morning just laughing about random things.
• You drop everyone on your team for them.
• Whenever you get a new text you hope it’s them.
• You re-read all the text you guys exchanged that day just before going to bed.
• You can’t stop laughing when you’re around them.
• You’re willing to try things you never thought about before.
• You speak in future tense about your relationship.  ”Yeah, next year for our anniversary…”
• When someone ask you about them a smile just spreads across your face.
• You accept them for who they are.
• You smiled the entire time while reading this post because you were thinking of them and how REAL this is.

“I date NOTHING, but tens my niggah!”

In my 21 years of living I can’t even REMEMBER how many times I have heard this statement.  So many men try to walk around acting like they are God’s gift to this Earth, then when you look at them the only gift of God’s that they look like is what comes out of a horse’s a$$…yeah, I said it niggah!  I never realized it until I got older, but it’s a lot of ugly niggahs walking around here with standards that are way too high.  Let me repeat that….IT’S A LOT OF UGLY NIGGAHS WALKING AROUND HERE WITH STANDARDS THAT ARE WAYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO HIGH!  Some of ya’ll are on that Tony Parker Flow and believe you DESERVE the right to date models, video vixens, and whatever else men view as being sexually attractive.  Well I’m here to tell you something sir………

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While having a conversation with some male co-workers I discovered I was a gold digger.  Yep, after 21 years of living I’m finally discovering this.  I wasn’t labeled this because I boasted about how every man I date pays for my car note, cell phone bill, college tuition meals on dates, rather because I said chivalry isn’t dead.  Yep, that’s why I’m finally discovering my gold digger status…because I believe in chivalry.  There’s a constant debate it seems as to rather or not chivalry is still a living thing amongst my generation.  Perhaps it’s because I was raised in the South with both of my parents and had the opportunity to view things that I admired/disliked about how they conducted their relationship.  My Dad always pays for me and my Mom’s meal if we’re just out eating for no reason.  He usually opens the doors for us at restaurants, not the car.  Sadly this is about all I can think of when it comes to my Dad and his acts of chivalry.

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As human beings there are a few places one prefers not to have people approach them.  For some it’s at the doctors office others church.  Everyone has their reasoning behind why they don’t like people approaching them at these places.  Maybe they met their ex at the place, perhaps their horoscope said they’d meet a person that was up to no good at the place shout out to everyone freaking out about that 13th sign.  Well here’s a few places where it’s best not to approach me…EVER!

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